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Reptilian Politician Sticker

Hand-printed small-batch tees built for the rowdy & rebellious. You won't find these in any box-store & thats how exactly how it's going to stay.
$6.00
7 in stock
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Fits true To Size

Soft Broken In Feel

Hassle Free Returns

Hand Printed Small Batch


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  • 1 star: 1 (7%)
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Marshall
Makes Me A Better Welder

Not only does this sticker look cool on my pancake, but I’m pretty sure my welding skills have improved since adding it. Kick ass!

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Anthony
Best damn merch on earth 🤷🏽‍♂️

Had to buy two of these stickers, one for my truck and one for the shop fridge. Gotta stop these power bottom lizard people hahaha

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Phil
Love it!

Ordered several for myself. these need to be out in the world. The bumper sticker everyone needs.

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Derek
Not to get political...

Looks great on the TRUCKMOBILE

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Cody
GRAAAPE

Great addition to my toolbox

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Quenton
Awesome

Great!

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Jeff
Great customer service and rashguards

I recently ordered a medium rashguard, but upon arrival it was a bit too small. The process of returning it for a bigger size could not have been easier. They were very quick to respond and very helpful through all of it. My new rashguard arrived quickly, and it’s great quality. Highly recommend.

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Liam
The Globalists are going to be so triggered

Great sticker.

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Katie

Excellent! 👌

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Adam
Fantastic sticker

People seem to love it unless they’re stupid and can’t take a joke.

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Stephen
Perfect for Election Season

With the most important presidential election once again at our door, this sticker is a must have for any proud human. Keep those cloacaholes out of our government and off our planet!

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Jeremiah
Reptile Overlords Have Taken Over Govt

Great sticker telling the hard truths!!’ 😆

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Nick
Keeps the slime away

I put this on the back of my car and ever since then I have been being followed by unmarked cars. Tall men with no hair show up at my work. I hear strangers shout my name in public and cars drive by and honk. People walk past me and say similar things like “We know” and “We‘ll be with you”. So it must be a pretty popular opinion!

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Bradley

I never got this

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Jason

This was so cool someone STOLE it off my car. ☹️

What is The Agenda?

Howdy, I'm Jacob. Founder, Owner, Designer, Printer, and sole employee of Agenda Trading Company.

 Yep, it's a true one-man show. Everything gets designed, hand screen printed, and shipped straight from my garage, tucked in the piney woods of Southwest Mississippi.

 I started The Agenda back in 2015 after getting fed up with the same polished, mass-produced outdoor brands. I wanted gear that actually spoke to the TRUE outsiders.

 The rowdy ones, the rebels, the folks who live life on their own terms.

 You won’t find this stuff in any big box store, and that's exactly how it’s going to stay. These are goods for people who would rather be outside, roaming, raising hell, and doing it all unapologetically.

 If that sounds like you, you’re in the right place.

 Welcome to The Agenda. I’m glad you’re here!

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